Fat Porn Star Blog

I dropped my fuckin’ cellphone and totally ruined the screen so it’s like toast. $200.00 phone gone and haven’t even had the fucking thing a year yet. I’m back to using my back up back up. I swear I break every phone I get. Getting a new one; a Krzr that takes better pics and video. So new candid cell pics & video coming to my members area real soon.
So pissed because I love my other phone it had some many nifty little features on it. I love gadgets.

Speaking of breaking new fucking cock bag of a fucking DVD player I bought at Christmas time is broken. I think anyway. I put Very Bad Things in and watch a few minutes of it and turned it off to see what I had auto tuned on TV. Later I turned it back on to watch who knows what because I can’t fucking recall but anyway the fucking audio isn’t working. I haven’t checked cords and whatnot because I was so irritated and just pissed off I shut it off and didn’t look. Will report back with my findings if any.

Everyone at my place is getting the flu again. A different type of flu. Sore throat & 102 degree fever kinda flu. Yay so excited. Can’t wait to get it. I’m always the last to get it.

Was going to go to the bowling alley for a few hours and get half cocked but everyone started coming down sick here so that plan was nixed. Ans next weekend I’m doing the movies.

Next Friday Friday The 13th comes out so I’ll be going to the dollar store to stock up on all of my favorite snacks and candy. I rather pay $1.00 for each instead of $5.00 each. I’m cheap like that.

I will try to get some cell phone pics & video of me for the members area from my best friend’s phone in the theater.

I felt an urge to get drunk Wednesday. Always a Wednesday for me for some reason. It’s totally not planned it just happens that way. Like Gucci Mane says Make a Friday out a Wednesday. Anyway I text my nephew up to come chill and get drunk with me and well it was all weird but some dumb bullshit went down as usual with us. We fight like every few weeks. I delete him from my Myspace & don’t talk to him for 3 weeks.He gives me the silent treatment. It’s a ritual for us. This time takes the cake though. I geeked out for a bit but was determined not to let anyone spoil my good time getting wasted.

So like I take a walk to go get an 18 rack of Budweiser in like -10 degree weather. Snot froze up in my nasal passages instantly. Instant frozen boogers. Yum! Good thing I had a few beers before the walk or it would’ve felt way colder.

I’m getting drunk with my best friend chillin’ listening to tunes. We were rocking a bunch of older stuff 80′s & 90′s like Duran Duran, David Lee Roth. I’m fuckin’ knocking the beers back like water and I’m getting drunk and more drunk I pick up one of the speakers on a pedestal to use as a mic (Yeah I do dorky stupid shit like that when I’m drunk. Which is good. Rather be dorky than a beligerent dick sucking cock bag like I usually am these days when I get drunk.) Anyway I totally wind up fucking up all four speakers I think I blew them all and not in a good way. I was pretty lit up so I didn’t put much effort forth into resolving the issue if it was at all resolvable.

I swear everything I touch I break. I have a $2,500 diamond & emerald bracelet that my (expletitive deleted) mother and my dad got me when I was like 16 or 17 and I broke that a long ass time ago. They had it custom made for me because I have a thick wrist and I broke it. Took that fucker to the jewelry store because I wanted to wear it again someday lol and told me it would cost at least $1,000 to fix it. Rusty cunt bucket! Fuuuck!

I do some pretty retarded & crazy shit when I’m drunk like smashing beer bottles with a hammer. Like at least a dozen of them. Seemed like a good idea at the time. I had my man slippers on (long story) and a sliver went right through them and cut my foot. I laughed about it but it hurt like hell the next day. Fucking retard.

We celebrated my late husband’s 37th birthday singing happy birthday and nice yummy cake, ice cream & wrote messages on balloons to our loved ones who passed away. Depressing but just because they’re gone no matter how long doesn’t mean we forget. You NEVER forget and I feel it’s important that we remember them no matter how many days, months or years go by. NEVER FORGET. My brother’s birthday just passed by too in January. I miss my big brother. I can’t believe he’s been gone for seventeen years.

The cast of Entourage starts filming again March 10th. I am seriously going through withdrawal. With Dramas dickbag antics and Ari Gold’s douchbaggery I can’t get enough. They’ve got at least two more seasons then after that I think they will wrap it up. I can’t get enough of Jeremy Piven in them tight ass suits with his bulging crotch winking me right in the face. I have a fetish with crotches. I always look to see how big a guys package is. For instance I was watching Nothing To Lose with Tim Robbins late last night and he was wearing a suit and I swear that big motherfucker is packing a foot long. He’s a great actor and an attractive guy. I like his voice, that he’s super tall. I think he’s like 6’6″ and now that I’ve discovered he’s got a huge winkie. My my my. LOL Now I know why Susan Sarandon is with him. She’s definately got great taste in men. Chris Sarandon was a looker back in the day as well. Remember him in Fright Night? I sure do. Yum! Not so yummy anymore though.

I’m thinking of getting a kitten or a puppy. Most likely a cat for now. Still really thinking it out because I’ve got pet allergies and also want to make sure I have time for it. I even thought of getting a ferret. I used to have the best ferret ever. I have her ashes on top of my TV in my bedroom next to my husband’s.
I will most likely get a ferret. Will probably get a female. What should I name her? Gimmie some suggestions.